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eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

supercatwarrior:

thegreylock:

It’s a fucking duel disc.

I CANT UNSEE THIS

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

aphtextsfromnordics:

make-pastaa-not-war:

aphtextsfromnordics:

So we watched this in English class today.

I tried not to die as I imagined aph Sweden marketing this

Please.PLEASE, someone draw aph sweden actually selling a bookbook.

yes i approve

spoopy-finland:

When Hong Kong asked Iceland how he felt to be dating someone as cool as him Iceland replied “You’re like a fortune cookie because at first you sound all deep and mysterious, but really, you’re full of shit.

spoopy-finland:

I really appreciate that hongice is a ship where both of them are convinced that they’re the mature one in the relationship but really neither of them are.


Aries: The First to die
Taurus: The one who comes home at the end to find everyone dead
Gemini: The one who figures out who/what the killer is
Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
Leo: The one who tries to fight back and ends up dead
Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra: The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
Aquarius: The one who makes it until the end
Pisces: The one who screams at everything
embraceyourfreak said: "Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!"

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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elvendork:

found this important sign today

Artist: Idina Menzel
Track: "Let It Go"
with 95,547 plays

blue-eyed-hanji:

sermisty:

hugfactory:

elsanna-fanboy:

ultra-taderdot93:

loveable-elsanna:

3d-audio:

3D audio of Let It Go By Idina Menzel

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphones

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS DEMON MAGIC

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I NEED FUCKING HEADPHONES

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME

I DONT HAVE HEADPHONES WHEN I NEED IT MOST 

THIS

I JUST

*dies*

OMG

my headphone jack is busted to high hell T-T

exgynocraticgrrl:

Tony Porter: A Call To Men
"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.

Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.

Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

aph-potato:

tsukumo-nya:

Art by Hidekazu Himaruya
From Hetalia Kitawiki
In a note, Himaruya stated that Italy was not entirely weak, but due to him being cowardly and scared, he does not use his strength.
It’s also possible that he’s a skilled fencer, as Himaruya entitled one of his blog entries “Italy’s Fencing Strength Is Abnormal.”

See, Italy can kick a** when he wants to!
Fight on Italy, don’t be afraid!!!

Greece looks so delighted to see turkey’s broken ass face when he returns at that honestly gives me so much joy!

kingerock288:

redriyo:

sourcedumal:

bitteroreo:

dovah-sosa:

bitteroreo:

thinksquad:

Louisville Metro Police say they’ve arrested a man who terrorized his Hispanic neighbors.

According to an arrest warrant, the trouble started on Aug. 31, on Lipps Lane, off Preston Highway. Police say a Hispanic family was arriving home when they noticed that their neighbor, 51-year-old Douglas Poynter, had painted the words “KKK wants you to burn” on the side of his fence, facing their house.

Poynter also had erected a cross with the word “burn” written underneath it, police say.

According to the arrest warrant, he was still standing in his yard — covered in paint — when the family arrived. When they asked him why he would do this, Poynter allegedly swore at them yelling, “F____ you. F_____ all you immigrants.”

"He started threatening me and said the first chance I get, you’re mine. I’m gonna shoot you. Then he started pointing his shotgun out of the window," said Jesus Alamo.

Police say Poynter then swung his fist at Jesus Alamo, who pushed him back.

The victim’s 9-year-old step-daughter then said she was going to call the police.

Poynter them went inside his home and came out with a shotgun, police say, pointing at the Hispanic father, who was holding his 22-month-old son in his arms at the time, and telling him that he would shoot him the first chance he got, either in the front or the back.

When police arrived a short time later, they allegedly saw that Poynter was drunk.

The next day, on Sept. 1, the family came outside their home and immediately detected the stench of gasoline, according to the warrant, and noticed a puddle of gas on the porch. The father then told his family to go out the patio door, but they allegedly noticed gasoline on a rubber mat outside that door as well. When the family attempted to exit from a laundry room door, they found another puddle of gasoline, according to the warrant.

They decided to call the police.

While they were waiting for officers to arrive, Poynter allegedly walked out of his home with the shotgun and began waving it around, pointing it at the father and saying, “Sooner or later, you’re gonna die. You and your family.”

Police say they arrived a short time later, saw Poynter with the gun and drew their own weapons.

They ultimately advised the victim’s family to file a criminal complaint. According to the warrant, the victim claims to have had trouble with Poynter for several months, including one incident in which Poynter walked into his family’s home without being invited. Police say the man’s children — 12-year-old twins and a 22-month-old — are terrified of Poynter.

An arrest warrant was issued on Sept. 2, and Poynter was arrested later that afternoon. He was charged with criminal trespassing, attempted arson, terroristic threatening, wanton endangerment, harassment and menacing.

In court on Wednesday, Poynter shook his head as court officials described what he’s accused of doing.

By the afternoon, he was released from jail on a $10,000 bond.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/26436396/louisville-man-accused-of-racist-rant-attempted-arson-and-threatening-22-month-old

They gave his ass bail….fuck the US.

Oh my god. This is fuck unreal. They gave him bail. I’m mad af.

Why the fuck was he not charged with attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, why was he not arrested on the spot, making treats to kill the family, waving around a shot gun, and wasn’t arrested on sight.

And why the hell aren’t hate crime charges being brought against this man???????

By the afternoon, he was released from jail on a $10,000 bond.

By the afternoon, he was released from jail on a $10,000 bond.

By the afternoon, he was released from jail on a $10,000 bond.

People of color get shot on their front porch. White people get slaps on the wrist. smfh.

They let him go the first time he waved his shotgun at them because he was drunk.

He damn near burned the house of a POC family down with them in it and uses the shotgun as a reason to keep them inside a house he intended to burn down

And they let him go on bail the second time

odst-troll:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

Winne the pooh, king of sass